on our way back from the beach today, we stopped at what can only be described as “a country store.” this is the conversation that proceeded:
me: oh, what are we doing here?
host mom: we’re just going to buy some apples. we stop here because they have very good apples. apples. apples. you know, apples? hahahahaha.
me: yes. i know what apples are.
she laughed. she laughed at the word apples.